Whats the difference between Blue States and Red States?
Blue States:
Home of good schools
Red States:
Homeskooled good
Blue States:
After the 9/11 attacks, put coffins in the ground
Red States:
After the 9/11 attacks, put magnetic flags on the car
Blue States:
Provide the "tax" part of "tax and spend"
Red States:
Provide the "spend on a new 8-lane highway to link a Wal-Mart
to the Olive Garden" part of "tax and spend"
Blue States:
Buys classic art
Red States:
Collect Beanie Babies
Blue States:
Believe God loves us and gave everyone free will to be different
Red States:
Believe God willed us to freely hate everyone different
Blue States:
Drinks pure water
Red States:
Can’t guzzle down enough of that
Bush’s Jesus Juice!
Blue States are full of wire rimmed glassed BMW driving professionals, where Red States are full of dumb hillbillys, God fearing, American hating citizens.
7 Responses
fire demon
03 Feb 2010
kdash l
03 Feb 2010
i do not care yo’ have a good day
Pancakes
03 Feb 2010
That’s easy. Blue counties (there are no blue states) are full of wire rimmed glassed volkswagon driving unbathed tree hugging hippies, where Red counties are full of hard working, God fearing, America loving citizens.
Anthony S
03 Feb 2010
I was going to say the blue states have better education, and red states have more businesses. Either way, they’re both good.
Answerman
03 Feb 2010
Blue states are much more intelligent, didn’t vote for Bush in either election. Red states are the more mentally officiant of the country that is obvious. I think there is a lot of inbreeding in the red states.
flip
03 Feb 2010
you have also been blinded by liberal democrats who want to ruin the world i hope you read up and learn more because you are very wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
jcrichton33
03 Feb 2010
Blue states= let immigrants in = less schooling = bigger class room size = lower paid teachers = stupid people = vote democrat. We need more money for schools.
the red states worship the american flag and kill people for oil and blue states wants to stop global warming and crying of how much damage has been done to iraqs environment and mentality of people. redstate are all ignorant racist slaves to goverment. and love to dig for oil in iraq. and think they own world and think they can bomb countries with reasons or no reasons. plus they dont care if thousand of civilians dye in war.